Epinephrine & Sophistry
R. Scott Shanks, Jr.
Words to agent: 6,727
You’re interesting. I’m adding you, you have no choice, you must accept and add back.
Well then. If there’s no choice, there it is.
bwahahahahahaha, one by one, I will get the rest of LJ on my friends’ list!
And what a hideous time you will have reading through your friends page.
…you should be aware, however, that I can be slightly, er, vocal in my opinions. My assumption has always been that, if people didn’t desire my opinions above all things, if they didn’t yearn for them with every breath, they would cover themselves with tar and roll in wheat germ, so I could tell them from the teeming millions of those who do need my opinions more than life itself.
So, if there comes a time (and I know this is inconceivable to you, but follow the hypothesis) when you don’t want my opinions, you will want to have some tar and wheat germ on hand.
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