I didn’t do this.

This is not my fault. I was willing to go cheaply. I tried to go cheaply. She pumped things up, not me. I didn’t.

I didn’t roll over. But I’m not required to.

Zelda has gotten her bill from the State. She’s beating up Othello.

This. Is not. My. Fault.

Oh, balls.

Crossposted from Epinepherine & Sophistry