I have decided, completely at whim, to sell my body. In pieces. Excepting the naughty bits, for which I have plans.
What part would you care to bid on, and what are your plans for it? Will you mount my pancreas in a dish of potpourri and set it on the dining table? My left hand on the bathroom door to hold your robe? Be creative, the price may come down.
Edit: And, y’know, the usual, post it, auction off your own parts, blah, blah.