Epinephrine & Sophistry
R. Scott Shanks, Jr.
I’m moderately proud of myself today. I’m doing an excellent job of being Scott.
You should make yourself employee of the month.
Grand idea. I shall give me a raise of 1 minute per hour, and treat me to a clap on the back and a drink. In 15 minutes or so.
You are the best Scott I know. And I know at least two.
Then that is a very good Scott, indeed. I shall up the levels to “rather very proud.”
I’d go so far as to say you’re my favorite living Scott. Not that you have much competition…the other one is a ferret smuggler.
you get a gold star!
*licks thumb and sticks star to forehead*
You are a most excellent Scott. And we have known this for quite a while. I am glad that your brain finally recognized it.
*beams* And, I am possessed of a capacity for joy and delight. I am. Catie said so, and Ma and Shannon told me I was not terribly bright for not knowing it, so I know it must be true.
To celebrate, I played peanut-rolling in the restaurant we went to for lunch, until the waitress looked cross and confused and Shannon made me stop. Party pooper.
You may continue doing so. 😀
You left out “handsome.” You are doing an excellent job of being a handsome Scott.
This, this is why you are the best Thingmaker ever.
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