Minute Meme

Gleaned from agent_paris. The rules state:

The rules are, once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with “6 weird things/habits about yourself”. In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

I am changing the rules. All must be done in less than six minutes, and I will tag no one, but let them tag themselves. As it were.

1. I love to sing “Born To Be Wild” in an Elvis voice while breathing helium.

2. I complained for years that male voluntary-plumage is not as interesting as female voluntary-plumage.

3. I can enter a light trance more-or-less at will.

4. I have a wonderful memory that I, largely, refuse to use, as it is too much trouble. To avoid actually having to remember things, I set myself habits, then just assume that I always follow them; ergo, no lost car keys, I know where to look for socks, I can expect certain things in the cupboards….

5. I once lived with Lord Shiva, the Destroyer.

6. I groom well, eat well, and work out partially because I want to live forever, and largely because I am enormously vain.

There. Done. Now, go tag yourselves and let me get back to work.

Crossposted from Epinepherine & Sophistry