“Walk on water once, and you’ll be running across the lake every time some lazy ass needs cigarettes.”

My job duties are slowly changing from Estimator’s Trained Monkey (with computer skills) to Crystal Reports Designer and Database Consultant.

I wonder if I should maybe get some training in one of those things. Or a book or something. Just so I can sling the lingo. Right now if someone said a technical word in dbese I’d give ’em a blank look.