Michael has a job, pending a detailed investigation into his urine. He will be collecting carts and facing shelves at the local Food For Less, and will have sufficient income to pursue his interests and goals — like an apartment with his girlfriend.
I go now, to sing and dance and proclaim good fortune to all creatures.
Michael Tov!
R, as the kids will say these days, OTFL.
hurrah!
Absolutely.
He had to pass a drug test to collect carts? Those tests must be pretty cheap.
Let’s hope he’s better at that sort of labor than you were!
In fact, drug tests are pretty cheap. And Michael seems to excel at manual labor.
Bizarre.
Hoppity hop in joy joy land!