The Matrix has me, but I don’t have the Matrix

My laptop just lost the ability to log onto the wireless network.  My muscles are spasming, my mouth is dry.  I can feel cramps gripping my abdomen with clawed vice grips.

I’m not addicted.  I don’t need it.  I just want to be online, that’s all.

I don’t need it.

*shivers & fidgets*

Hey, anyone spot me for ten minutes of bandwidth?  Just a dime bag, man, that’s all….

Crossposted from Epinephrine & Sophistry

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